Praga, Warsaw, Poland - European Union; Prague, Czech Republic - European Union; St. Catherine’s, Ontario, Canada:
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
CriticalThinkers announced today that Kal K. Korff, a Captain in the Special Secret Services, has joined the prosecution team as a “key player” who will now seek to indict and convict Mr. Michael Horn of Consumer Fraud, among other charges, along with the Eduard “Billy” Meier UFO Cult in Switzerland. Horn is a volunteer “spokesman” for the Meier UFO cult.
“For more than 32 YEARS, consumers and the global public have been lied to concerning the Billy Meier UFO hoax. It is time to not only expose these con artists, but to bring them to justice.” declared Kal Korff, who is also the duly elected President and Chief Executive Officer of CriticalThinkers.
“We are asking that EVERY CONSUMER who has purchased ANY Billy Meier ‘UFO’ related material, especially any photos and videos, to contact us here at CriticalThinkers. You are not only entitled to a full refund for any and ALL materials sold to you under false pretenses, but may also be eligible for extra financial damages that we will seek to recover. You can reach us at email@example.com.” explained Korff.
Captain Korff, whose job in the Special Secret Services is primarily as a counter-intelligence analyst and operative, also fights against consumer fraud, and helps prosecute criminals. Korff was a key, expert witness in the O.J. Simpson murder trial CIVIL lawsuit, which resulted in a resounding legal victory and multi-million dollar financial judgement against Simpson.
“In January of 2007, we will be broadcasting on worldwide TV via the Internet, the first meetings and hearings that will mark the beginning of this new legal action. Mr. Michael Horn, who is guilty of defrauding the public and selling them material under false pretenses, will be our first target, he has certainly earned it. Our budget for prosecuting Mr. Horn, and other hoaxers like Ray Santilli of the Alien Autopsy fraud, is $25 MILLION U.S. dollars.”
The Arabian backers, lawyers, investigators, intelligence operatives and law enforcement officials, will all eventually be revealed in a new upcoming TV show to be announced the FIRST WEEK OF JANUARY 2007. The new show will chronicle real live attempts to track down terrorists, consumer scam artists, and other criminals.
For further information, contact firstname.lastname@example.org. Please put into the SUBJECT line of your emails, the title Horn Fraud.